YOUR BAKERY STAND IS UNDER ATTACK!

THE FRENCH ARE BUYING OUT ALL THE BAGUETTES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE CAN!

EXPERIENCE THE EXPLOSIVE SOUND OF SCREAMS AND FRENCH MUSIC!

SUCCUMB TO HEARING LOSS AND TINNITUS!

ENJOY THE BEAUITIFUL UI! (please do i worked hard on it)

THROW THOSE FUCKING FRENCHIES INTO THE VOID BEFORE THEY INTIMIDATE YOU WITH THEIR ALPHA MALE STANCE!

or before the time runs out too ig. idk why you'd take that long though. only FRENCHIES would take that long.

if you think for even a second, that throwing the baguettes into the void is a better idea, someone will personally go and copulate with your parent or guardian.

Controls

WASD - Movement

Space - Jump

Shift - Sprint

E - Interact

LMB - Press to let go / Hold to yeet

Thanks to Lily for beta testing!!!! u da best <3

disclaimer: one of the diversifiers for this game jam is "Disdain for the Fr*nch." I do not carry any disdain nor hate for the people of France.